1. Your boss is always yelling, 'I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!'
2. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan..
7. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
8. You want to see if it's like the dream.
9. Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
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