5 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

1. Too difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.
2. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail!"
3. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
4. Too hard to read the screen with head cocked to one side.
5. And finally... Just because dogs aren't GEEKS!

10 Reasons Geeks Can't Sleep

1. Had to keep checking the torrent to make sure it was still downloading.
2. MMORPG withdrawal causing uncontrolable shaking.
3. Watched special edition of Star Wars and still pissed off over Greedo shooting first.
4. Years of living underground have made your eyelids translucent.
5. Removed your bed to make room for the server rack.
6. Or just had to sell bed to buy new graphics card.
7. Too scared to sleep after watching "Hackers" and knowing they can make more movies like it.
8. Borg costume needed redesigning because it just wasn't realistic enough.
9. Converting MP3 collection to OGG taking longer than you thought.
10. Not because of caffeine. Just can't stop thinking about coffee.

10 Things for You to Know Before You Start a Blog

1. Your blog's content should be interesting for someone else besides you.
2. Never write in short sentences - the complete ones look much better.
3. Do some spell check, then a little grammar check and after all spell check twice more.
4. Do not assume someone is reading your mind. Do not assume you can read minds as well.
5. Good navigation is a key to success!
6. Do not assume at all.
7. Thank the people who contribute and help you blog. Be gracious.
8. Some people's opinion differs from yours. Learn to live with it.
9. Blog for larger audience than just for your friends and relatives.
10. Do not overload with ads. Better no ads at all and good navigation.

10 things that computer games taught me

1. There is no such a problem that violence couldn't solve.
2. Kill everything that moves.
3. You don't need any special training to drive any vehicle
4. If you see food on the ground - eat it.
5. If someone dies - he disappears immediatelly.
6. Sometimes money just lay on the ground.
7. It is much easier to use weapon than it seems
8. Your enemy usually leaves some weapon in every part of his base for you to kill him.
9. All the enemies look almost the same.
10. They even have same names sometimes.