10 Things NOT to Say to a Cop Who Pulls You Over

1. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
2. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
3. You must have been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
4. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. Excuse me, is stick 'em up hyphenated?
9. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
10. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control...

10 things to do in traffic jam

1. You can learn the number of the car in front of you by heart.
2. You can become the champion of your mobile playing Snake-2, Balloon Shooter or any other game.
3. You can explore the construction of a ballpoint pen. You can even take it into pieces and then assemble back.
4. Now set a new time record of disassembling and assembling your ballpoint pen.
5. You can to embroider. Even in silk if you use a steering wheel as a tambour.
6. You can collect all those hair from front and back seats and check if there is no lipstick under rugs.
7. You can do 'Zh-h-h-h-h-h!' and steer a wheel. This will entertain yourself and your neighbours from the nearest cars.
8. Thaffic jam is that very place where you can examine the contents of your own nose! Slow and detailed cleaning and examination of your nose will bring sense to your life and make your fingers dexterous and strong.
9. You can sell your car and buy a new one closer to the traffic lights.
10. Anyway do not drink. Even if it seems there is still long time to stay.