10 Reasons Geeks Can't Sleep

1. Had to keep checking the torrent to make sure it was still downloading.
2. MMORPG withdrawal causing uncontrolable shaking.
3. Watched special edition of Star Wars and still pissed off over Greedo shooting first.
4. Years of living underground have made your eyelids translucent.
5. Removed your bed to make room for the server rack.
6. Or just had to sell bed to buy new graphics card.
7. Too scared to sleep after watching "Hackers" and knowing they can make more movies like it.
8. Borg costume needed redesigning because it just wasn't realistic enough.
9. Converting MP3 collection to OGG taking longer than you thought.
10. Not because of caffeine. Just can't stop thinking about coffee.