10 Things NOT to Say to a Cop Who Pulls You Over

1. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
2. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
3. You must have been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
4. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8. Excuse me, is stick 'em up hyphenated?
9. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
10. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out of my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control...